Sarah and I went with a couple of friends to see Elvis' Birthday Fight Club put on by the Lil' Dutch Burlesque troupe and Art by Jared Productions at the Warehouse theatre.
Sarah Palin was defeated by a drag queen (who gave her the "tea bag express") and Abe Lincoln was shot by the Washington monument. The chicken defeated Col. Sanders (via karate-kid style kick) after sanders started talking about how in his day the light meat and dark meat were kept separate.
Sarah competed in the trivia contest and won (a goofy Banana shaped dish).
The Washington monument was defeated by a robot, and the drag queen lost to the burlesque dancers (who were awesome- I liked Lil Dutch's routine more than Rev. Valentine's), and while the robot battered the chicken, eventually the chicken was able to scratch out a victory.
This is yet another entry in the "why Sarah is the perfect woman for me" category: she was the one who pointed out the event at all, and we both thought it was fabulous.